CLARK FYANS
Brain Farm: lead guide
Favorite Ski(s) jaguar Shark
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LOGAN IMLACH
DOB: 4/23/87
Location: portland/prudhoe bay
Sponsors: moment skis and outerwear, spy, kombi, full tilt, joystick, marker, capix, purplejumpsuit
Favorite Ski(s): Vice and the Night Train
Current Jams: the classic rock radio station
Current Reads: not much lately.
Whats for Dinner?: home made meatballs or mac n cheese
Why do you ski?: i can't quite put my finger on it, it's just what i do.
Tell me something I don't know: i have double jointed thumbs and a torn rotator cuff.
Tell me a joke:
So Tarzan goes to this mad scientist and says, "Listen Doc, i'm gonna need a few things."
The mad scientist says, "Okay Tarzan, what do you need?"
Tarzan says," I'm going to need the arms of a gorilla, the eyes of an eagle, and the trunk of an elephant." He gets the operations done and goes on his way.
A week later he comes back and says, "Listen Doc, we've got a problem."
The mad scientist replies,"Oh is it the arms of a gorilla?"
Tarzan says, "No I can swing on any vine in the jungle."
The mad scientists says,"Oh, then it must be the eyes of an eagle?"
Tarzan says, "No, I can see an ant pissing from a mile off."
"Ahhhhh," the mad scientist says, "It must be the trunk of an elephant."
"Yeah," Tarzan replies,"every time i try to take a piss it takes a chunk of grass and shoves it in my ass!"
KYLE SMAINE
DOB: 6/27/1991
Location: South Lake Tahoe, CA
Sponsors: Moment, Heavenly, DNA, Oakley, Toko, Seirus, POC
Current Jams: all over the place right now with music but the XV Zero Heroes mix tape is solid
Current Reads: As a Man Thinketh
Whats for Dinner?: any Mexican food
Why do you ski?: nothing makes me happier. I don't know what I would do without skiing.
Tell me something I don't know: I seriously wish I was Canadian!
Tell me a joke: I don't know many jokes but I think a pick up line will do.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Can I?
SEAN COLLIN
DOB: 9-27-1987
Location: Truckee CA. Loc Dog, Born and raised!
Sponsors: Moment Skis/Outerwear/Pole, Smith Optics, Discrete, Marker, High Fives Nonprofit Foundation,
Favorite Ski(s): Team 181 and Bibby Pro 190. Best skis ever
Current Jams: Bad Meets Evil- Fast Lane, Theopholis London- Last Name London
Current Reads: I love James Patterson. Kind of silly but I really like a good suspense thriller.
Whats for Dinner?: Whatever the girlfriends cooking. She's a really good cook!
Why do you ski?: I have been skiing for all my life, and nothing brings me more joy. Skiing with my friends and family is the best! I love being out in the mountains, having fun, flying through the air, and pushing my limits. That is why I ski... and I will never stop!
Tell me something I don't know: That I have an accounting degree
Tell me a joke: Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
JOSH BIBBY
D.O.B. - 22/06/86
Location – Vernon, B.C./ Revelstoke
Favorite Ski(s) Bibby Pro
Sponsors Moment Skis! Spyder! Electric! Joystick!
What He Said Favorite Website(s) - Momentskis.com, Spyder.com, Electricvisual.com, joystick.com, youtube.com, voluerz.com
Current Jams - Hank Willaims Jr. David Alan Coe, Lutan Fyah, Bob Marley, Dylan and Segar, CCR, Grateful Dead... lots of stuff
Whats for dinner? - If I had my way it would be steak with Van's sauce alternating with Hard shell Taco's
Thank you very much for reading my Bio. I hope you enjoyed it and also learned more about me, I feel this has been great for both of us. I hope to see you on the hill soon so we can meet in person and maybe have a quick shred together. Please check out some of the other Bio's as well as the soft goods section and the skis of course. Hope your having a great day. Happy shredding!
SPENCER BRINSON
DOB: July 22, 1990
Location: Salt Lake City, UT
Sponsors: Moment Skis & Outerwear, Outdoor Technology, Discrete Headwear, Inkline Boot Fitting, Alta
Favorite Ski(s): Night Train & Ghost Chant
Current Jams: The Black Lips, Hassaan Mackey & Apollo Brown, Jai Paul
Current Reads: The Secret Power Within by Chuck Norris
Whats for Dinner?: Tortellini Pasta with Mozzarella Sausage and some Juice.
Why do you ski?: I ski for fun pow times with friends.
Tell me something I don't know: I'm Lukes father.
Tell me a joke: Whats a Mormons favorite type of cheese?
(Ans: PROVO-lone)
JORDON SPOHR
Name: Jordan Spohr
DOB: 7/18/1990
Location: Truckee, CA
Sponsors: Moment, Creep Co Clothing
Favorite Website: Democracynow.org
Current Jams: Mercyful Fate, The Kills, The Dead Weather, NCMI
Current Reads: Cat's cradle, everybody poops
Whats for Dinner?: Golden Flower PHO
Why do you ski?: I like to create and destroy, skiing is an outlet for me to live me life on my own terms.
Tell me something I don't know: At 16 i jumped through the ceiling into the Rite Aid in Truckee during business hours, in nothing but iron maiden high top vans, a face mask, and batman tighty whities, I got within feet of landing on store patrons, they were stunned, it was perfect.
RYAN JAMES HACKBARTH
DOB: 10-25-1990
Location: Reno, NV, America, World
Sponsors: Moment Skis USA
Favorite Website: nodata.tv
Current Jams: COOLRUNNINGS (not the Jamaican bobsled team), The Fiz, Cathedral Ghost (Reno), The Black Lips, MF DOOM.
Current Reads: Hunter S. Thompson's "The Rum Diaries" one day when I find the time.
Whats for Dinner?: literally everything at Campo Restaurant where I work.
Why do you ski?: I ski because I don't like to watch Football, and because I think we can incorporate influences of surfing and skateboarding into skiing.
Tell me something I don't know: "It's a way of lookin at that wave and sayin, hey bud, let's party!"
ROBBY FRANCO
DOB: 8/23/1993
Location: Breckenridge/Tahoe
Sponsors: Moment, POC, Sierra at Tahoe
Favorite Ski(s): Team, Night Train
Current Jams: 50 Cent, Wiz Khalifa, Demarco, Lil Wayne
Current Reads: The back of a cereal box
Whats for Dinner?: Breakfast
Why do you ski?: Because I like to go fast, get big air, meet new people, and go new places!
Tell me something I don't know: I tried sniffing Coke once, but I got the ice cubes stuck in my nose
Tell me a joke: What did the fish say when he hit the wall.... Dam. hahaha
SHELLY ROBERTSON
D.O.B. - 4.8.79
Location – Reno/Squaw
Favorite Ski(s) Bella
Sponsors Moment, H2O Overdrive, Smith, Tecnica, Excell Poles, Under Armour, Powerbar
Favorite Website(s) - I'm an not that computer savy so I pretty much only use gmail and it's nothing exciting. Although I will give a shout out to my friends at Levitation Project
Current Jams - T.I., Donavon Frankenreiter, Britney, Brett Dennen, MIA and lots more Whats for dinner? - Enchiladas
MAX LOUIS MILLER
ARTIST
D.O.B. - 11/18/84
Location – NYC
Favorite Medium - Large
Sponsors: I think i'm witty
What He Said
Favorite Website(s) - Boner Jams
Current Jams - Jelly
Whats for dinner? - Taco
PAUL KIMBROUGH
DOB: 11/30/1986
Location: SLC, Utah
Sponsors: Flylow Gear, Scarpa, 22-Designs, climbingskinsdirect.com, and Moment of course.
Favorite Ski(s): Night Train,Bibby Pro, and PB&J;
Current Jams: Huckleberry/blueberry and occasionally peach
Current Reads: The Botany of Desire by Michael Pollan and East of Eden by John Steinbeck
Whats for Dinner?: Quinoa and veggies
Why do you ski?: Because I love being in the mountains, particularly in winter, and skiing allows me to play with the mountains as I travel through them.
Tell me something I don't know: Turkey Vultures use their highly acidic vomit as a defense mechanism. Cool eh?
Tell me a joke: What did the tele skier say when he ran out of grass?
-Man... These bindings suck.
CALEB MULLEN
DOB: 1/10/1977
Location: Sandpoint, ID (Schweitzer Mt. Resort)
Sponsors: Moment, Head, Scott, Schweitzer Mt. Resort, Eichard't Pub, and Send It Productions.
Favorite Ski(s): One Moment, Bibby, and the Garbones.
Current Jams: Raspberry on toast.
Current Reads: Whatever's near the toilet.
What's for Dinner?: Taco's
Why do you ski?: It's as close to flying as I get.
Tell me something I don't know: I'm a twin.
Tell me a joke: How many extreme skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50... 1 to make the turns and then 49 to point and say, "I could have done that."
CARSTON OLIVER
D.O.B. - December 13, 1987
Location – Salty City, Utardia
Favorite Ski(s) Night Train
Sponsors Smith, Moment Skis, Patagonia Outerwear, Core Concepts, SixSixOne
Favorite Website(s) - ted.com, grooveshark.com, instructables.com
Current Jams - Whatever "Shuffle all" spits at out at me, KRCL (the local public radio), and Pimsleur Spanish lessons
Whats for dinner? - Usually something involving a little meat and lots fresh veggies...packed with various peppers and drenched in hot sauce
SANDY BOVILLE
DOB: Jan 13 1991
Location: Barrie, Ontario
Sponsors: Moment Skis & Outerwear, Kombi Gloves, Full Tilt Boots, Coal Headwear, Smith Optics
Favorite Ski(s): Vice and Ghost Chant
Current Jams: The Joy Formidable, Sounds, Elliot Brood, Macklemore
Current Reads: College text books
Whats for Dinner?: Chicken Finger Tacos with lots of salsa
Why do you ski?: Because it's the funnest thing you can do by yourself or with friends!
Tell me something I don't know: My real name is Arthur
Tell me a joke: What's got four legs and no ears? Mike Tyson's dog
TOM RUNCIE
Bio D.O.B. - 5/11/85 Location – Crested Butte, CO
Favorite Ski(s) Bibby Pro
Sponsors Moment Skis and Outerwear, Drift Innovation,GU Energy
What He Said Favorite Website(s) - Momentskis.com, Driftinnovation.com, Tetongravity.com, Earlyups.com, aeskifilms.com, tomruncie.com
Current Jams - I'm a classic rock guy, but I like to mix it up. I'm on a Black Keys kick at the Moment.
Whats for dinner? - Banh Mi, Vietnamese pork and pickled veggie sandwich. Or, whatever's been in the crock pot making my house smell awesome for 10 or 12 hours.
Come ski with me in Crested Butte! Bring your snowmobile and your snorkel.
KC DEANE
D.O.B. - 1/13/85
Location – Reno,NV/Driver seat of my truck
Favorite Ski(s) - Ghost Chant
Sponsors - Moment Skis and Outerwear, Outdoor Tech, SCOTT, Bern, Arcade, Dalbello, Backcountry.com, BCA, Voleurz, CTi, Spacecraft, POW gloves
Favorite Website(s) - Arcade, twitter, spotify, facebook, mooses and gooses
Current Jams - All of them, anything soft rock. Also Kavinsky, Lil Weezy, Chip tha Rip, Empire of the Sun, Iron Maiden, Hank III
Whats for dinner? - Taking a lovely lady to Sushi is always nice, or just a banana. You tell me.
SHAY LEE
DOB: 10/10/89
Location: Bozeman Mt
Sponsors: Moment, Von Zipper, Coal, Phar North, Bern Favorite Ski(s): PB&J;
Current Jams: Im not too picky, most things sound nice.
Whats for Dinner?: Breakfast Burrito
Why do you ski?: I ski because it provides me with an unlimited source of entertainment and excitement.
Tell me something I don't know: some gypsy girl told me my spirit animal was a lizard.
Tell me a joke: How do you catch a unique duck?
unique up on it!
How do you catch a tame duck?
the tame way unique up on it.